8个国外英语幽默，你能忍住看到第几个？

时间：2024-10-12 12:20:31

only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

内科医生：我很庆幸你并未重病，只有10可以活了。

病患者：什么含意？10什么？10个月？10整年？

内科医生：9。

Harry prays to God:”Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. “

The next day Harry begs the Lord again: “Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!”

The next day, Harry again prays: “Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! “

Suddenly he hears a voice from above: “Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket?”

布鲁克向祂祈祷：祂啊，请让我当中有价证券吧。

第二天他再向祂祈求：请让我当中一次有价证券吧，祂！

第三天他又来了：求你了祂，让我当中有价证券吧！

马上他想到歌声传来：布鲁克，你就不能先去买张有价证券吗？

-Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

；还有 I'm sorry, sir. It must he been in a fight

；还有 Well, bring me the winner then.

职员，这个龙虾只有一只獠牙。

对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

好的，那给我那个打赢的吧。

光阴容易，既要勇敢面临社会生活，更是需要笑对社会生活哟~更是多英语唯知识，尽在易世英语。

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